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Once upon a time there was this ugly duck with a crown on its head. It was not a prince or a king, just a dumb ugly duck with a crown on its head; He thought he looked rather handsome with it on, but he was terribly wrong. Now, this duck lived a rather normal life for a duck. Swam in a pond and ate crumbs from the blind man on the bench, because the people with sight were scared off by the ducks hideous appearance. One day this ugly, ugly duck found an ugly lady duck. At first the ugly boy duck was scared to introduce himself to the ugly girl duck. Not because he was scared of her, but because he was scared that the ugly girl duck would be s

Once upon a time there was a young prince. A rather skinny young lad who was rather unimpressive but strove for greatness. This young prince had a thin sword on his hip and quite the dapper half cape pinned around his collar. This young prince loved adventure, even when there was nothing really that exciting around. He would run around the castle and fight imaginary monsters and always come out the other end victorious; a triumphant grin pasted on his face. Well, one day he was tired of playing pretend. He wanted a real adventure and he would do whatever it took to find it. So, with a determined thought, he decided he would find and slay a d

CONTACT Jack dove off the high rock into the murky waters of the lake below. With a crash he broke the surface and streamed through the water, resurfacing just a moment later. He pushed the medium length salt and pepper hair out of his eyes and simply floated there in the middle of the small lake. The sounds of his friends were muffled as he floated on his back with his ears submerged. The water was silent and still; it was near perfection. Jack lived a rather hectic life, between date nights with his wife Riley, keeping in good standing with his friends, and working at the small mechanic shop left little time to simply relax. It was bliss